There’s a reality TV show famous around the world featuring Gordon Ramsay and struggling restauranteurs.

Price cuts on encyclopedia-size menus foreshadow bankruptcy. What could have been brilliant, local signature dishes are replaced with plates of mush that even zoo animals would send back. Customer faces resemble babies eating broccoli for the first time. And broken down owners can’t remember what made them different anymore.

Now it’s been spilled all over the internet. So much slop.